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May 4, 2012 10:23 am

The Browns were awarded punter Spencer Lanning off waivers from Jacksonville.

The Cleveland Browns were awarded punter Spencer Lanning off waivers from Jacksonville.

Originally signed as an undrafted free agent by the Chicago Bears on July 26, 2011, Lanning was waived by the Bears on September 2, 2011. He signed with the Jaguars on January 14, 2012.

He was a four-year letterman at the University of South Carolina (2007-10) who finished his career with 171 punts for a 42.6-yard average and 46 punts inside the 20-yard line. He also served as kicker during his final two collegiate seasons, connecting on 34 of 44 field goal attempts and 80 of 84 PATs.

A native of Rock Hill, South Carolina, the 5-11, 200-pound Lanning attended York High School in South Carolina. He was born May 21, 1988.


WOW A Free agent signing by Heckert Sealed

bluezhound32
SinceNov 8, 2007
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Dawg Pound Lounge ,

May 4, 2012 10:40 am

  1. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
  2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.
  3. It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.
  4. Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.
  5. Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.
  6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
  7. If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
  8. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
  9. If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
  10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
  11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
  12. If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
  13. Some days you’re the bug; some days you’re the windshield.
  14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
  15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
  16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
  17. Duct tape is like ‘The Force’. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
  18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
  19. Generally speaking, you aren’t learning much when your lips are moving.
  20. Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
  21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.



bluezhound32
SinceNov 8, 2007
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Dawg Pound Lounge ,

May 4, 2012 10:44 am

Facts Of Life

  1. Even when opportunity knocks, you still have to get off your ass and open the door.
  2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
  3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
  4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
  5. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.
  6. Bad decisions make good stories.
  7. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
  8. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don’t want to have to restart my collection...again.
  9. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello?  Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn’t answer? Drop the phone and run away?
  10. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
  11. I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
  12. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
  13. Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.
  14. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
  15. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying to finish a text.
  16. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
  17. Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber & dumber every year?
  18. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
  19. Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
  20. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I’d bet my ass everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!


bluezhound32
SinceNov 8, 2007
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Dawg Pound Lounge ,

May 4, 2012 10:49 am

Don't Trust Rich People - No Matter How Nice They Seem

One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."
"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.
Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also."
The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"
"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the grass is almost a foot high



bluezhound32
SinceNov 8, 2007
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Dawg Pound Lounge ,

May 4, 2012 11:26 am

Two men are traveling through Alabama on a road trip when they get pulled over. The cop walks up to the drivers window, and motions for the man to roll down his window. As soon as the driver rolls the window down the cop slaps him across the face...

The Driver asks "What was the for?!?!"

The Cop replies "Here in the great state of Alabama, people know to have their window rolled down by the time I get to the car!"

The Driver apologizes saying he didn't know because he wasn't from around here.

The Cop quickly slaps him again, the Driver again asks what THAT was for, the Cop Responds matter of factly "Here in the great state of Alabama, people know that by the time I get to the car, they should already have their driver's license, registration, and proof of insurance out and ready by they time I get to the car!"

The Driver quickly apologizes again and begins his search for everything.... As he hurries to find all of the documents he needs, the cop then walks around to the passenger side, the passenger noticing this quickly rolls his window down, as soon as the cop get around the car, he slaps the passenger across the face..

The Passenger asks "What the hell was that for?!?!"

The Cop replies "Just granting your wish Sir"

The Passenger replies "My wish? What wish?"

The Cop answers" Yep, your wish, I know about a mile down the road, you're going to look at your buddy and say 'I wish that A-hole woulda tried that crap with me!'"
JunkyardDAWG
SinceOct 31, 2007
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Dawg Pound Lounge ,

May 4, 2012 11:52 am

Good one JYD



WOOF WOOF WOOF !!!!!!!


Good thing he didnt slap me Sealed
bluezhound32
SinceNov 8, 2007
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Dawg Pound Lounge ,

May 4, 2012 2:31 pm

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what the hell is wrong with people ? bad parenting maybe or just inbred parenting Yell




bluezhound32
SinceNov 8, 2007
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Dawg Pound Lounge ,

May 4, 2012 2:36 pm

One of the grievances filed by the NFLPA attaches as exhibits the four letters sent by Commissioner Roger Goodell to the individual players who have been suspended.

The letter to former Saints linebacker Scott Fujita makes clear that he is accused only of pledging a “significant amount of money” to the broader pay-for-performance/bounty pool.  The pool paid out money both for big plays and “cart-offs” and “knockouts.”

While Goodell’s letter to Fujita states that the pool “paid large cash rewards for ‘cart-offs’ and ‘knockouts,’” the NFL still has produced no specific evidence that anyone received any payment for players being carted off and/or knocked out of games.  (That’s possibly because the only player carted off of any Saints game from 2009 through 2011 was Saints running back Reggie Bush, who broke a leg against the 49ers in 2010.)  Absent such evidence, Fujita merely contributed to a pool of money that was paid out to players who intercepted passes, forced fumbles, etc.

If that’s the case, Fujita’s three-game suspension seems a little excessive, especially without specific evidence of the “significant amount” of money he supposedly contributed.

bluezhound32
SinceNov 8, 2007
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Dawg Pound Lounge ,

May 4, 2012 2:40 pm

TONY STEWART ADJUSTS COMPETITION SCHEDULE TO TACKLE OUTLAWS AT ELDORA

Track Owner and Reigning NASCAR Cup Series Champion Has Goal to Beat WoO Teams on his Home Turf

ROSSBURG, Ohio (May 4) – Tony Stewart’s accomplishments at Eldora Speedway are impressive, but his goals are not complete. The reigning and three-time NASCAR Sprint Cup Series champion and current owner of Eldora Speedway has entered Eldora’s fabled Victory Lane as a winner in Late Models, Winged Sprint Cars, Non-Winged Sprint Cars, a Modified, a Midget and three times in the charity driven Prelude to the Dream – but never in a World of Outlaws (WoO) Sprint Car sanctioned event.

With the travelling WoO at Eldora for the Outlaw Thunder by Goodyear this weekend, Stewart has adjusted his busy competition schedule to make every possible effort to fly into Rossburg, Ohio both nights with the goal of not only challenging, but beating the WoO stars and other invaders in their own game.

Only one of two things could possibly deter Stewart from getting into Ohio – a delay in the NASCAR schedule at Talladega or flight issues due to weather.

Other than that Stewart is ‘game-on’ and ready to return to his passion of grassroots racing.

His competition is formidable with the WoO in the midst of an intense point battle that include two Stewart owned teams (Donny Schatz and Steve Kinser) in the top five. Sammy Swindell carries a seven point margin to lead the series into the Goodyear sponsored weekend.

Joining Stewart as challengers against the touring WoO teams will be the likes of Tim Shaffer, Dale Blaney, Stevie Smith, Jac Haudenschild and Paul McMahan with two complete nights of racing slated for the .500 mile clay oval each evening.

A doubleheader program each night will feature the Eldora Stock Cars on Friday and the UMP DIRTcar Modifieds on Saturday, as those two divisions continue their points chase and earn a position in the Feed The Children Prelude to the Dream invitational on June 6.

Tickets for the Outlaw Thunder by Goodyear, the Kings Royal weekend, and all other Eldora events are available through the track office at (937) 338-3815 or online 24 hours a day at www.EldoraSpeedway.com. Like us at www.Facebook.com/EldoraSpeedway or catch all the behind-the-scenes preparation for the event on Twitter @EldoraSpeedway.


Hangs sign on door ..Gone Racing !!!!

bluezhound32
SinceNov 8, 2007
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Dawg Pound Lounge ,

May 4, 2012 5:57 pm

draft pick numbers:
Richardson 33
Weeden 3
Schwartz 72
Hughes 93
Benjamin 80
Johnson 50
Miller 63
Acho 59
Winn 79
Wade 26
Smelley 47


now get them signed
WahooJake
SinceSep 1, 2008
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Dawg Pound Lounge ,

May 5, 2012 2:18 am

Glad to see Travis Benjamin will wear #80...I may have to bust out the old Andre Rison jersey!  (lol!  yeah, sadly....it's true)

I know this much, Brian Robiskie never made me think of rejuvinating the #80.....Undecided
TOPDAWG
SinceOct 12, 2006
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Dawg Pound Lounge ,

May 5, 2012 3:02 am

draft pick numbers:
Richardson 33
Weeden 3
Schwartz 72
Hughes 93
Benjamin 80
Johnson 50
Miller 63
Acho 59
Winn 79
Wade 26
Smelley 47
Now people who bought an Anderson jersey's can repurpose them by taping "Weeden" over the name ;)

I doubt the last 3 on the list will even make the team. I really hope the Weeden/Benjamin tandum pays off. I'm so freaking over mediocrity with our QB/WR tandums. Here I thought Frye/Edwards would be a tandum for years to come back in '05. D'oh!
bfs
SinceApr 25, 2007
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Dawg Pound Lounge ,

May 5, 2012 4:08 am

And as far as Brandon Weeden goes....I think he was their guy all along.  I don't think Tannyhill was ever a consideration.   I do believe they would have taken Floyd or Wright at #22 if they were there, but they then would have traded up for Weeden anyway....At the end of the day, you just have to look at what they got.....A strong armed, intelligent, pro-ready, mature QB and a big time stud RB.
I was of the mind that they should have traded up for Malcolm Floyd.   I won't go as far as saying he was overlooked, as many people had him on their boards, but I think he could be better than Blackmon when it is all said and done.  Hell Wright was a no brainer.  If they even hinted that they wanted him they should have gone back up and gotten him. Overall I am more than complacent with the Browns draft.  I am not overly excited about anything after the first and second rounds.   I am more than happy that the Browns got Weeden, Richardson, and Schwartz.  I think that Weeden could have been had at #37, but again who is to say for certain as we have no privy to other teams' draft rooms.  If they would have come away with Weeden, Wright (Floyd) and Richardson, I quite frankly wouldn't have given a damn what they did the rest of the draft,  As a consolation prize though I like that they have built depth and overall increased talent at many positions.  You can't have it both ways.  Heckert and Holmgren had to make a trade-off.  They picked their poison.  They had many discussions I am sure about which route was more proper.  Ultimately it is their heads that will be crowned or detached.  So I hope that they have their own security as priority number one.  I don't think they would knowingly make major mistakes contrary to what their consensus opinion was.  Heckert, Holmgren, and Shurmur have a vision of what they want in a football team.  It is their duty to put the product on the field with best Shurmur can succeed.  We as fans can either take it or leave it.  The outcome is yet to be determined, but I have a feeling people are going to like the development of many of these players either this year or next.  Then in 2013 all bets are of as a certain Mr. Bruce Drennan would say.  They can go all-in for the kill in getting ultra impressive talent at key positions like wide receiver, safety, corner, LB, etc... The first step fellas is to solidify the core of both units.  I think they did that.

longbombgudnite
SinceSep 15, 2007
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Dawg Pound Lounge ,

May 5, 2012 8:21 am

I think Winn and Smelley have a real shot at winning a position. Smelley may win it out of need. As mentioned by someone already, Marecic's concussion issues probably aren't going to magically disappear. If Smelley shows any aptitude for what they are trying to do here, I think he wins a spot on the team.

Winn, I just can't figure out how he dropped all the way to basically the 7th round(6th rd comp). He seems to have more to offer than Hughes does...who knows...Someone has to go, we only get 52 out of these 81 current...

I am a little curious to see who the other 9 players will be to fill out the roster. I am guessing they are waiting to see if any vets drop? Not sure why, they can always cut a guy to make room if someone else comes along.





Irish Dawg 42
SinceOct 6, 2006
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Dawg Pound Lounge ,

May 5, 2012 12:40 pm

Former Cleveland coach Sam Rutigliano does not doubt Browns general manager Mike Holmgren.

"I have respect for Mike Holmgren," he said. "He comes from the Bill Walsh tree. He was with Joe Montana, Steve Young, Brett Favre, Matt Hasselbeck. Nobody knows that position better than Mike Holmgren."

Many Browns fans are anxious to see how that theory holds up after the team drafted Brandon Weeden from Oklahoma State in the first round last week.

"The pick with Weeden ... he has the size, the athletic ability, he played minor league baseball and he has a bullet for an arm," Rutigliano said.

Rutigliano also believes Trent Richardson was a solid pick at No. 3, even if Richardson's doubters seem to include franchise legend Jim Brown.

"A running back will help the offense, and the quarterback No. 1," Rutigliano said. "They picked up a nice offensive guard (Mitchell Schwartz) from Cal. The receivers we'll get to.

"They got two outside linebackers and they need linebackers who can play in space."

Rutigliano said the Browns filled a lot of needs.

"The most dramatic is Trent Richardson and then Brandon Weeden because of their positions," he said. "When you draft a quarterback in the first round he's the guy. Every team that wins has impact players."

Rutigliano would like to see Cleveland use Colt McCoy as a backup.

"I hope they keep McCoy as an asset to Weeden," he said.

And he hopes the Browns have a few surprise wrinkles when it comes to the offense. Rutigliano said Cleveland was 32nd in plays of 20 or more yards in 2010 and 29th with draft pick Greg Little as the primary weapon last season.

"I don't care if it's RGIII or Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers or Eli Manning -- you have to have the pieces," Rutigliano said. "The game has changed to where receiver gives you more chances to win than running back.

"Richardson is great because he does all three (run, catch, block) things but it's receivers now. Look at the tight ends and five receiver sets. I hope (the Browns) have something up their sleeve."

Rutigliano knows Baltimore, Cincinnati and Pittsburgh have provided Joe Flacco, Andy Dalton and Ben Roethlisberger, respectively, with multiple dangerous receivers and tight ends as production tools. He would like to see the Browns eventually pick up on the trend and possibly utilize tight ends Cameron Jordan and Evan Moore in different ways in the meantime.

"Maybe Jordan or Moore or a free agent or a trade for McCoy -- I'm dreaming now," Rutigliano said. "One of those free agents would have been great for us, but I think we'll be better."

Rutigliano, who would be thrilled if Cleveland brought back offensive lineman Eric Steinbach, also likes the Richardson pick because of his experience at Alabama. Richardson played for a national championship team and fumbled once while in college.

"You want them coming in with preparation," he said. "In my day, most guys had five years (in college)."

bluezhound32
SinceNov 8, 2007
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Dawg Pound Lounge ,

May 5, 2012 3:09 pm

I doubt the last 3 on the list will even make the team. I really hope the Weeden/Benjamin tandum pays off. I'm so freaking over mediocrity with our QB/WR tandums. Here I thought Frye/Edwards would be a tandum for years to come back in '05. D'oh!
Who wouldn't want a Smelley jersey...
WahooJake
SinceSep 1, 2008