Tag:Tiger Woods
Posted on: April 8, 2010 9:01 am
Edited on: April 8, 2010 5:53 pm

Tiger's new commercial an exploitative disgrace

AUGUSTA, Ga. -- Just saw the new Tiger Woods Nike commercial and almost threw up.

Just in case you haven't seen it, Woods' father does a voiceover as the camera pans in on Woods' face. Woods says nothing, it's just his father talking. Woods stares unblinking at the camera as his father speaks.

His father, of course, is dead.

Now, there's bad taste, and then there's using your dead father to move product.

Throughout this entire scandal, I've defended Woods (somewhat) from all the hypocrites who chastise Woods for his infidelity, while many of them are bagging their own women on the side. I also thought Woods' apology tour was sincere.

Then came this disgusting commercial.

He lost me and he likely lost the few defenders he had.

Woods needs to keep a low profile and play golf. He doesn't need to use his dead pops to sell more golf clubs.

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Category: Golf
Tags: Tiger Woods
Posted on: December 11, 2009 7:11 pm
Edited on: December 11, 2009 7:56 pm

More Tiger bombshells coming?

That's the only reason Tiger Woods is leaving golf indefinitely. The only reason. There's more stuff that's going to hit the fan.

Woods wouldn't go out like this; soft and small, over just cheating. He's too strong and arrogant. Too tough. His temporary departure means something else is up.

Forgive me for being cynical but there are either many more alleged babes and alleged porn stars about to declare they, too, slept with Woods or something worse has happened like the wife is leaving his ass.

This isn't how Woods rolls. He doesn't quit like this unless there's another shoe (9-iron) about to drop.

The bottom line is this is the end of the Woods as we've known him. He'll be back to golf but he'll be back a smaller and much more damaged man, right or wrong.

He went from an eternal to a punchline in a matter of days.

Now he's given up golf for who knows how long?

He'll be back after an Oprah appearance.

But first that other (golf) shoe has to fall.

It's coming any day now.

Category: Golf
Tags: Tiger Woods
Posted on: November 30, 2009 11:10 am
Edited on: November 30, 2009 11:43 am

Tiger? Noooooooooooo...

Tiger Woods? Possibly skirt chasing? Absolutely no way.

Completely false. Why would such an icon, such a perfect and pristine young man ever have wandering eyes?

Just don't believe it. A man look at another woman? Nooooooooo.

Completely false. It's slander. It's libel. It's libel wrapped in slander surrounded by nonsense.

Of course Woods just happened to crash into a fire hydrant at 2 a.m. Who doesn't do that? I did it last night. Damn thing caught me completely by surprise. Those hydrants are faster than they look.

In fact, it's likely the hydrant crashed into Woods. Hydrants in Florida are known to move at 20 mph.

But seriously, all of this over another woman? Noooooooooooo.

John Daly? Of course you'd believe it.

Tiger Woods? Nooooooooooo.

Never, ever would Woods do anything morally wrong. Never, ever, ever.

Shame on you poopy heads for thinking such a thing.

Woods, chasing non-wife nooky? Not Woods. Absolutely false. Don't believe it for a second.

He's perfect. He only has eyes for one nanny at a time.

Woods? Possibly imperfect?


Category: Golf
Tags: Tiger Woods
Posted on: November 20, 2009 12:52 pm

Sports Jerk of the Week: Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods, while at the Australian Masters, tossed his club into the ground out of anger following a shot he didn't like. The club then bounced into a crowd of people.

Luckily, no one was injured, but how is it that Woods constantly gets a pass for his childish and petulant acts?

Not only that it seems fans actually applaud his childishness. Would there be such support for a baseball player who tossed his bat and it someone ended up hitting some fan or other player?

Woods behaves this way all...the...time and he gets away with constantly.

But then again, he is Tiger Woods.

He can do whatever he wants?


Category: Golf
Tags: Tiger Woods
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