It's easy: Manny Ramirez.

Took a shower while his team was losing a gut wrenching game to the Phillies.

Leading Phillies fans to chant at Ramirez the following game: "Take a sho-wer!"

Excellent.

That's all for SJW this week. Keeping it brief and clean.

Just like Manny.

Because Keith Olbermann has The Worst Person in the World, Bill O'Reilly his pinheads, and sports has its jerks.

Thought for certain the designers of those ugly new Seattle Seahawks puke green uniforms would win this week.

Or the treasonous goofs that oppose bringing the Olympics to Chicago.

No, this week's winner is a fan of the New England Patriots.

Patriots fans were irritated about my Randy Moss column calling him out for his on-field laziness.

Many e-mails followed from angry Patriots fans; some were even civil-like. Well, one or two, anyway.

This one from Stephen, ah, well, was not:

"hope u and your family die of sickle cell u fa-"

Stephen, Stephen, Stephen...

If you're going to wish me a painful, horrible death at least have the courtesy of punctuating your bigoted rants.

Besides, the only thing I'm going to die from is eating too many chocolate chip cookies.