The Crowder haters will have more ammunition after something he said this week. Crowder went on his radio show and explained how he sold his college jersey while playing at Florida. Wait. Actually, he said he hypothetically sold his jersey while at Florida which is against not-so-hypothetical NCAA rules.
"I'll say hypothetically I don't have any more of my Florida jerseys," Crowder said. "There were some Jacksonville businessmen that really hypothetically liked my play."
First, I love his use of the word hypothetical. Crowder wields it nicely. It's not quite the historical hypothetical of "if you were a tree what kind of tree would you be" but it's a pretty damn good use of the word.
Second, Crowder's hypothetical school, the Gators, must absolutely be tickled about this. Hypothetically tickled, that is. In order to pump up his radio show, Crowder threw his Gators under the hypothetical bus. My guess is NCAA investigators won't be raising a hypothetical eyebrow.